Forget H5N1. Forget SARS. Forget the flesh-eating zombie mutants.
There are far more contagious viruses out there, just waiting to go pandemic. Its only a matter of time.

You have been warned….

6 Responses to “new virus threatens humanity!”

  1. Ha ha ha ha the showering butt cheek scene…….!

  2. Here is the one that has infected my brain and won’t go away: (you have been warned…)

  3. Almost as contagious as the dreaded ‘Spanish flea’ virus. An isolated outbreak was detected at a regional winery in NSW over the weekend. Infection individuals were seen boarding a plane to Victoria on Sunday lunchtime.

    Like this new virus, do not try and confront infected individuals. Notify the infectious songs division of your hospital (manned my tone deaf nurses!) and stay clear of the area if not immunized with an iPod (or other generic music device).

  4. Dude… the showering butt-cheek scene. You know… there’s always a line somewhere. It’s just a matter of knowing when you might have crossed it… :-)

  5. [...] by GruntDoc on August 17th, 2008 » new virus threatens humanity Emergency Department Forget H5N1. Forget SARS. Forget the flesh-eating zombie mutants. There are far more contagious [...]

  6. “…conatins a highly contagious virus…”

    I’m worried already.

Leave a Reply



You may use these HTML tags and attributes: <a href="" title=""> <abbr title=""> <acronym title=""> <b> <blockquote cite=""> <cite> <code> <del datetime=""> <em> <i> <q cite=""> <strike> <strong>

  • will soon be gone. (3)
    • Zeke said: Are you keeping an archive of this site on the nurse path site?

    • jelly said: Just work a few more hundred Sundays!

    • matgrad said: Bye Ian will miss the site but as you say everything has its day. Good luck for the future.

  • Nurses are F*cking C*nts. Verbal abuse in our workplace. (32)
    • Rose said: I have read this article and found it very relevant to me and my own experience.Unfortunately a lot of people think that it is quite OK and acceptable to take out their anger and frustration against a sometimes inadequate health system on nursing staff. I also think that gender is an issue as I often feel that female nurses are...

  • Nominate Now: Social Media Nurse of the Year. (21)
    • Belynda Abbott said: I would like to nominate 3 amazing nurses that contribute to nursing and social media in many different ways: 1. The amazing Philip Darbyshire @PDarbyshire and blog&view=entry&id=44& amp;Itemid=13&utm_source=b uffer&utm_campaign=Buff...

  • When a patient leaves with cannula in-situ. (17)
    • Andy said: Good thinking! At my hospital the Oncology staff are trained/instructed to bleed CVADs before every use regardless, to remove potential clots, discard, flush, then use. Another excuse if you need it ;)

  • bully nurse. (40)
    • G Boucle said: This is not surprising at all to me! Nurses can and do bully patients, I was on the brunt of this after a surgery with spinal fusion on 5 segments! The pain was blinding, they bickered in front of me over who would change the cath bag on the floor already filled and looking about to burst, I found this extremely upsetting....

  • The art of bleeding. Art, insult…or just plain WTF? (6)
    • Contrarian said: I have seen at least one, maybe two live performances of the Art of Bleeding (they were performing at the periphery of other attention-immersive events). Of course the nurse-slut costume is a standard image, but they turn it on its head and dissect it. So, yes, as they say, while the nurse slut draws in the viewer, the viewer is...