And from the Shandong Xuri Cleaning Equipment Company comes this….
The Intelligent Cleaning Nurse.
1). Help patients dispose urinal and feces automatically, and open corresponding working mode to suck the feces into collection barrel automatically and do deodorization at the sametime.
2) Clean with warm water, dry with warm air, sterilization with anion automatically.
3) After installing the shower head,it can help patients to clean skin.
4) Intelligent clean nurse adopts the international advanced microchip control technology. Equipped with photoelectricity and electric capacity auto-induction control system; tri-switch protection, hi-tech catalyst deodorization,6-gear water temperature adjustment,3-gear warm air drying, luxurious Chinese language LCD screen.
5) It is very convenience that you can choose remote control or automatic,manual operation mode.
I cant believe we don’t have these bad-boys all over the hospital. What is wrong with our health system?
Its got photoelectricity and electric capacity auto-induction for cripes sakes! And 3 gear warm air drying.
THAT’S …3 GEARS PEOPLE!
Although the ‘manual operation mode?’ ….er……..I think most patients will pass on that one (True….not all).
Also available in a rather intimidating (and one would imagine slightly uncomfortable) built-in-bed model:
Seriously, this definitely appears to be a legitimate medical device (click through the top link and check it out) and although I have seen a few fecal drainage arrangements, I have never seen anything like this. Anyone have any hands-on experience with something similar?