stop medical staff swiping your lunch.

Here is one possible solution to the frustrating enigma of your yummy lunch sandwich disappearing  from the staffroom fridge.

Anti-Theft Lunch Bags are zipper bags that have green splotches printed on both sides, making your freshly prepared lunch look spoiled.

I thought this was a pretty good idea….until I checked our own fridges, only to find that many of our staff seem to already be using it. In fact the brand they are using seems be impregnated with its own funky authentic odour.
Oooh…..and right at the back, there seems to be some sort of weapons-grade biological culture experiments going on. Perhaps we are just growing our own antibiotics to save money.
Cool.

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Let us know if your own unit is growing its own antibiotic stockpiles, or if you have a similar mystery lunch vortex in your own ward or unit. What strategies can you suggest for ensuring that well earned cheese and tomato sandwich and slice of superb chocolate cake makes it through till your break.

And who keeps on eating my stuff anyway??