bizarro world.
By impactEDnurse • Apr 12th, 2007 • Category: the funnybone.
Bizarro World. Home to Bizarro the “anti-Superman” who was created by a freak laboratory accident during the demonstration of a duplicating ray.
Bizarro World or Htrae (Earth spelt backwards) is a topsy-turvy civilization in which everything in our own world is inverted. A reversed reflection of ourselves. It’s inhabitants are imperfect duplicates of their earth counterparts. Retrograde, grotesque and illiterate they are bound by a totally backwards set of values, emotions and social structure.
And yes….they may indeed be pathetic, stupid creatures….but dammit, they have one hell of a fantastic health care system!
Emergency Departments with not a single occupied bed!
Well paid nursing staff.
And diarrhoea smells of lavender!
Just a second….how come Bizarro Ian looks like Brad Pitt? And how come he is the first ED nurse to be promoted to CEO of the hospital AND awarded the Pulitzer Prize for literature? ….
impactEDnurse is also known as Ian Miller, a nurse with over 26 years experience working in a busy emergency department in, Australia. This site in no way reflects the opinions of that hospital.
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