Super Sexy CPR.

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May 152010

Advertising agencies are able to manipulate anything to sell stuff. But mixing sex and CPR?  Obviously they have never been present during a real cardiac arrest.

Actually CPR should be more like this….

And it is actually more like this…..

Posted by impactEDnurse on May 15, 2010

5 Responses to “Super Sexy CPR.”

  1. Ellie says:
    May 25, 2010 at 10:01 pm

    Wow, that is kind of disturbing. But pretty hilarious too- thanks for sharing.

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  2. HospitalTrained says:
    May 21, 2010 at 2:45 pm

    Gold. Pure Gold. Especially your story. Thanks for making me remember what I had for lunch!! Have shared it to all my staff!! Great team building exercise!!

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  3. Suzanne says:
    May 19, 2010 at 7:25 pm

    ?……….what sex/ size/ body weight/ head circumference + ‘ medical degree’ defines the ‘ideal’ ‘HEALTH PROMOTION”? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gtXq2OxV1RE&feature=related

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  4. Christopher says:
    May 18, 2010 at 9:35 am

    Amazing CPR ad. I can’t help but wonder what I’d think if I rolled up on scene and found a scantily clad woman delivering CPR like that to a bystander…probably, “buddy if you make it, you’re gonna be glad you got health insurance through your escort service.”

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  5. The Poo Fairy says:
    May 16, 2010 at 12:02 pm

    Awesome! Every pimply sixteen year old will now be an expert in BLS!

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