Advertising agencies are able to manipulate anything to sell stuff. But mixing sex and CPR?  Obviously they have never been present during a real cardiac arrest.

Actually CPR should be more like this….

And it is actually more like this…..

5 Responses to “Super Sexy CPR.”

  1. Wow, that is kind of disturbing. But pretty hilarious too- thanks for sharing.

  2. Gold. Pure Gold. Especially your story. Thanks for making me remember what I had for lunch!! Have shared it to all my staff!! Great team building exercise!!

  3. ?……….what sex/ size/ body weight/ head circumference + ‘ medical degree’ defines the ‘ideal’ ‘HEALTH PROMOTION”? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gtXq2OxV1RE&feature=related

  4. Amazing CPR ad. I can’t help but wonder what I’d think if I rolled up on scene and found a scantily clad woman delivering CPR like that to a bystander…probably, “buddy if you make it, you’re gonna be glad you got health insurance through your escort service.”

  5. Awesome! Every pimply sixteen year old will now be an expert in BLS!

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