Following the recent discussion surrounding the usage of Tasers into our emergency departments, the evil mad scientists down in the impactednurse secret laboratory (located behind a hidden sliding door in the pan room) are now ready to release the STETHO-STUN.
It allows the best dressed emergency doctor or nurse to maintain their professional image whilst packing a little â€˜doctors orders’ for those Saturday night obnoxicated1 presentations that want to get in your face.
With the flip of a switch, this fully functioning stethoscope will deliver an incapacitating shock at up to 10 meters.
Also has a Keep-Me-Up Mode that delivers a slightly lesser shock through the ear pieces at random intervals that is guaranteed to get you through to the morning without nodding off and dribbling all over your patients notes.
- OBNOXICATED: obnoxious and intoxicated and agressive. [↩]